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英語小笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。下面是小編為大家收集的簡短的英語小笑話,希望對大家有幫助!
英語小笑話 1
A Useful Way 一個有效的方法
Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad。
Father: What"s that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀?
杰克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢?
杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。
英語小笑話 2
Toms excuse 湯姆的借口
Teacher: Tom， why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I e to the corner， a sign says， School-Go Slow。
教師：湯姆，您為什么每一天上學(xué)遲到?
湯姆：我每次走過拐角，一個路標(biāo)上頭寫著：學(xué)校----慢行。
英語小笑話 3
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents house。 At bedtime， the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers， when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle。 I pray for a new toy。"
兩個小男孩在祖父母家過夜。睡覺的時候，兩個小男孩跪在床邊開始祈禱，這時小一些的孩子扯開嗓子大聲喊道：“我祈求得到一輛自行車。我祈求有一個新玩具�！�
His older brother leaned over， nudged him and said， "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isnt deaf。"
他的哥哥靠過來，用肘輕碰他說：“你為什么這么大聲喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子�！�
To which the little brother replied， "No， but Grandma is!"
弟弟回答說：“是的'，可是奶奶聽不到呀！”
英語小笑話 4
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings。
"Look，" said the elder brother。 "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes，" said the younger， "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children。 Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained， "Obviously he was painting the pictures。"
父親在哪兒?
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，僅有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
哥哥想了會兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時正在畫這些畫唄�！�
英語小笑話 5
Intelligent son
One day， the father lets eight year-old son send a letter， the son took the letter ， the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope。
After the son es back， the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope。"
"Then why you didnt take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee， is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
聰明的兒子
有一天，父親讓八歲的'兒子去寄一封信，兒子已經(jīng)拿著信跑了，父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。
兒子回來后，父親問他:“你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?” “當(dāng)然”“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“我當(dāng)然看見信封上什么也沒寫”“那你為什么不拿回來呢?”
“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人，是為了不想讓我明白你把信寄給誰呢!”
英語小笑話 6
Dentist: Please stop howling。 I havent even touched your tooth yet。
Patient: I know。 But you are standing on my foot!
牙醫(yī)：請不要再叫了，我都還沒有挨著你的牙齒啊!
病人：可是，親，你可明白，你踩到我腳了!!!
英語小笑話 7
Kate: Mom， do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No， Honey， what?
Kate: A nice teapot。
Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot。
Kate: No， you havent。 Ive just dropped it。
凱特：媽媽，你明白我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎?
媽媽：不明白，寶貝，是什么呀?
凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽：可是我已經(jīng)有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
英語小笑話 8
Does the dog know the proverb， too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog。
"Its all right，" said a gentleman， "dont be afraid。 Dont you know the proverb: Barking dogs dont bite?"
"Ah， yes，" answered the little boy。 "I know the proverb， but does the dog know the proverb， too?"
狗也明白這個諺語嗎?
一個小男孩十分不喜歡狗狂叫的樣貌。
“沒有關(guān)系，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你明白這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人�！�
“啊，我是明白，可是狗也明白嗎?”
英語小笑話 9
Dentist: Im sorry， madam， but Ill have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your sons tooth。
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction。
Dentist: I usually do。 But your son yelled so loud， he scared four other patients out of the office。
昂貴的代價
牙科醫(yī)生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元!可是我明白您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
牙科醫(yī)生：是的.�？墒悄鷥鹤舆@么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了
英語小笑話 10
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students。 He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait。
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in。 The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point。"
The next class the professor handed the tests back out。 This student got back his test and $64 change。
一天，教授正在給學(xué)生們監(jiān)考。他發(fā)下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。
考試結(jié)束了，學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發(fā)現(xiàn)一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢�！�
第二堂課，教授把試卷都發(fā)回學(xué)生們手中。其中一個學(xué)生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。
英語小笑話 11
"Tom, whats the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "Hes crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "Im eating my cake. He is crying because I wont give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"湯姆，你弟弟怎么了？" 媽媽在廚房里問。"他在哭。"
"沒事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的`蛋糕。他哭是因為我不給他吃。"
"他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么？"
"是的。" "我?guī)退酝陼r，他也哭了。"
英語小笑話 12
A woman who frequently visited a small antique shop rarely purchased anything，but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the womans grumpy complaints in stride，but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop?”demanded the woman.
一名婦女經(jīng)常光顧一家小古董店，但幾乎從不買什么東西，卻總是對商品和價格吹毛求疵。對于那婦女的'粗暴袍怨，經(jīng)理和她的銷售員總是應(yīng)付了事，但是有一天她做得太過分了�！盀槭裁茨銈兊昀锟偸遣荒艿玫轿蚁胍臇|西?”那名婦女指責(zé)說。
A smile on her face，the clerk calmly replied，“Perhaps its because we’re too polite.”
職員臉上帶著微笑，沉著地回答道:“也許是因為我們太有禮貌了�！�
英語小笑話 13
井中的開水是到開水房供應(yīng)的。一天阿綱去到那里打水，卻不小心被滾燙的開水的濺到了，痛得他咬牙切齒。突然，他背后黑川花問：“澤田，是不是很燙?”
The boiling water in the well is supplied to the boiling water room. One day, Agang went there to fetch water, but accidentally got splashed with boiling hot water, causing him to grit his teeth in pain. Suddenly, Kurokawa Flower behind him asked, "Zeda, is it very hot?"
澤田正要慘叫出聲，突然看到黑川花身后的`京子，為了保持形象，立刻改口道：“一點都不燙!”
Zetian was about to scream when he suddenly saw Keiko behind Kurokawa. In order to maintain his image, he immediately changed his tone and said, "Its not hot at all!"
黑川花聽后轉(zhuǎn)回頭便對京子說：“真討厭，今天的水又沒開!!”
After hearing this, Kurokawa Flower turned around and said to Kyoko, "I really hate it. The water hasnt opened again today!"
英語小笑話 14
家光難得回家一次，決定過問一下兒子的成績，于是他搞來了一個測謊器，見阿綱一回家便問道：“今天的測驗成績怎么樣?”
Jiaguang rarely went home once, so he decided to inquire about his sons grades. So, he bought a lie detector and saw A Gang come home and asked, "How were your test results today?"
阿綱回答：“100分�！�
A Gang replied, "100 points."
測謊器“嘀——”地響起來。
The lie detector beeped.
阿綱忙改口：“60分�！睖y謊器又“嘀——”起來。
A Gang quickly changed his tone and said, "60 points." The lie detector beeped again.
阿綱只好老實交代：“只得了17分�！�
Ah Gang could only honestly explain, "I only got 17 points."
家光擺出威嚴(yán)說：“我像你這么大的'時候，每次考試成績?nèi)际?00分!!”
Jiaguang put on a majestic expression and said, "When I was your age, I always scored 100 points on every exam!"
這時測謊器突然大叫一聲，翻倒在地。
At this moment, the lie detector suddenly let out a loud cry and fell to the ground.
英語小笑話 15
兒子：“爸爸，你告訴我的都是對的嗎?”
Son: "Dad, are everything you told me right?"
爸爸：“當(dāng)然，你要相信爸爸�！�
Dad: "Of course, you have to trust Dad."
兒子：“那為什么老師告訴我，要相信自己?”
Son: "Why did the teacher tell me to believe in myself?"
英語小笑話 16
女兒六歲上小學(xué)，每天都是老公接送。一天，老公送女兒時感慨地說：“爸爸很辛苦的，把你送到了學(xué)校，還要買早餐回去給你媽媽吃�！�
My daughter attends elementary school at the age of six and is picked up and dropped off by her husband every day. One day, when my husband was giving his daughter a gift, he sighed and said, "Dad worked very hard. He sent you to school and also bought breakfast for your mother to eat."
女兒不以為然：“灰太狼就是這樣的啊!它比你可憐多了，回去了還要挨打�！�
My daughter disapproved and said, "Grey Wolf is like this! Its much more pitiful than you, and youll get beaten even when you go back."
英語小笑話 17
一80后夫妻有了一個可愛的.小寶寶，丈夫看到老婆每天都很用心的教導(dǎo)孩子叫“爸爸”。
A couple born in the 1980s have a lovely little baby, and the husband sees his wife teaching the child to be "dad" every day with great care.
大受感動，認(rèn)為太太真好，先教孩子叫爸爸，而不是先叫媽媽，覺得真幸福。
I was deeply moved and thought that my wife was really kind. I taught my child to call her dad first, instead of calling her mom first. I felt really happy.
在一個寒冬深夜，孩子哭鬧不休一直叫爸爸。
On a cold winter night, the child cried and kept calling out to their father.
此時夫妻倆睡的正香，妻子推了推老公說：你兒子一直在叫你，你快去。
At this moment, the husband and wife were sleeping soundly. The wife pushed her husband and said, "Your son has been calling you, go quickly.".
這時丈夫才明白“原來如此”。
At this moment, the husband realized that it was so.
英語小笑話 18
“爸爸，美術(shù)期末考試我沒有及格！”
"Dad, I didnt pass the final art exam!"
“為什么�。 �
"Why?"
“老師讓畫一群魚，全班同學(xué)畫的都是在水里游的'魚，只有我畫的是鐵板魷魚�！蔽宜查g淚崩！
"The teacher asked me to draw a group of fish. The whole class was drawing fish swimming in the water, and only I was drawing squid on an iron plate." My tears burst in an instant!
英語小笑話 19
兒子上小學(xué)時數(shù)學(xué)學(xué)得還可以，但是自打上了初中，每次數(shù)學(xué)成績都不理想。
My son was good at math when he was in elementary school, but since entering junior high school, his math grades have never been ideal.
這一天，他拿一張不及格的試卷回家，我一看，心里惱火，便拽他過來問：“臭小子，你怎么會考這么差？初中數(shù)學(xué)多簡單啊，跟小學(xué)的沒啥區(qū)別呀，你怎么就做不對？”
One day, he brought a failed exam paper home. When I saw it, I felt angry and pulled him over to ask, "Stinky kid, why did you do so poorly? Junior high school mathematics is so simple, its no different from elementary school. Why did you just do it wrong?"
“誰說沒區(qū)別！”兒子不服氣地嘟囔：“你沒看每道題都把‘小明、小紅、小強、小剛’換成‘甲乙丙丁’了，我瞅著面生�！�
"Who said theres no difference!" My son grumbled defiantly, "You replaced Xiaoming, Xiaohong, Xiaoqiang, and Xiaogang with A, B, C, and D for every question you didnt read. I looked at Mian Sheng."
英語小笑話 20
一天，年輕人看見老大爺在河對岸農(nóng)田里種著什么，大聲喊“您在種什么呢？”
One day, a young man saw the old man planting something in the farmland across the river and shouted loudly, "What are you planting?"
老大爺沉默了一會兒說：“你游過河來，我告訴你！”
The old man remained silent for a moment and said, "You swim across the river, Ill tell you!"
年輕人游了過去，老大爺在他耳邊低聲說道：“我在種豌豆呢�！�
The young man swam over and the old man whispered in his ear, "Im planting peas."
“那為什么您非得讓我游過河呢？”
"Why do you have to let me swim across the river?"
“那樣麻雀會聽見，會把豌豆都吃光的！”
"That way, sparrows will hear and eat all the peas!"
英語小笑話 21
"同學(xué)們，你們知道為什么麻雀站在高壓電線上卻不被電到嗎？"
"Classmates, do you know why sparrows stand on high-voltage wires but are not electrified?"
突然，一男同學(xué)大叫:"老師我知道了！"
Suddenly, a male classmate shouted, "Teacher, I know!"
他很自信地說:"因為....因為停電了！"
He confidently said, "Because... because there was a power outage!"
英語小笑話 22
一個姑娘
A girl
公園里，我觀察她很久了，她一個人默默坐在那里兀自喝著啤酒，眼睛紅紅的好像有心事的`樣子。一瞬間各種疑問在我腦海一閃而過，關(guān)于這個謎一樣的漂亮女人。眼看她將長凳上第三罐啤酒飲盡，環(huán)顧四周，還有不少搭訕?biāo)艡C而動，不能再猶豫了。
In the park, I have been observing her for a long time. She sat silently there drinking beer, her eyes red as if she had something on her mind. In an instant, various questions flashed through my mind about this mysterious and beautiful woman. As she finished drinking the third can of beer on the bench and looked around, there were still many opportunities for conversation, so she couldnt hesitate anymore.
我鼓足勇氣搶先湊上前，關(guān)切地問：:"姑娘，你這罐子還要嗎？"
I mustered up the courage to approach first and asked with concern, "Girl, do you still want this jar?"
英語小笑話 23
老鼠和貓相遇，老鼠顫抖地對貓說：我是不是該安靜地走開？
The mouse and the cat met, and the mouse trembled and said to the cat, "Should I walk away quietly?"?
貓微笑著說：你知道我在等你嗎？
The cat smiled and said, "Do you know Im waiting for you?"?
老鼠哭喊：為什么受傷的總是我！
The mouse cried: Why is it always me who gets hurt!
貓大笑：因為牽掛你的人是我。
Cat laughed: Because I am the one who cares about you.
英語小笑話 24
一對夫妻去看新買的房子。一開門，一只老鼠從眼前跑過。男人迅速關(guān)上門，拿起笤帚追打：“我花了幾十萬元還沒住，你倒先住上了，饒不了你！”老鼠被打得快要咽氣時，男人卻開門將其放走。妻子不解，男人答：“讓它回去給其他老鼠捎個口信，咱這家人不好惹，以后別來騷擾！”
A couple went to see their newly purchased house. As soon as the door opened, a mouse ran past. The man quickly closed the door, picked up a broom, and chased after the mouse, saying, "I spent hundreds of thousands of yuan but havent lived yet. Youll have to live first, I cant spare you!" When the mouse was about to die from the beating, the man opened the door and let it go. The wife was puzzled, and the man replied, "Let it go back and take a message for the other mice. Our family is not easy to mess with, so dont come harassing us in the future!"
英語小笑話 25
形影相隨
Accompanied by shadow and shadow
一位學(xué)者在新婚燕爾之際，仍然手不釋卷地讀書。妻子忿忿地埋怨道：但愿我也能變成一本書。
A scholar, on the occasion of his newlywed Yan Er, still couldnt help but read books. My wife angrily buried her resentment and said, "I hope I can also become a book.".
學(xué)者疑惑不解地問：為什么？
The scholar asked in confusion: Why?
只有這樣，你才會整日整夜地把我捧在手上。妻子說。
Only in this way will you hold me in your hands all day and all night. My wife said.
看到新婚妻子滿腹怒氣，學(xué)者說：那可不行---要知道，我每看完一本書就要換新的......
Seeing my newlywed wife full of anger, the scholar said, "Thats not possible - you know, every time I finish reading a book, I have to switch to a new one..."
英語小笑話 26
自食其果
Eating the fruits of oneself
一位出身宮家的妻子常在丈夫面前夸耀，說這樣?xùn)|西是她帶來的'，那樣?xùn)|西也是她帶來的，使她的丈夫不勝其煩。
A wife from the palace family often boasted in front of her husband, saying that she brought these things, and that she also brought those things, which annoyed her husband.
一天晚上，這位妻子聽到外面有響聲，便搖醒丈夫，說：快去看看，恐怕是有賊了！
One night, the wife heard a noise outside and shook her husband up, saying, "Go and take a look, Im afraid theres a thief!"!
丈夫說：那與我有什么關(guān)系？廳里的東西全是你帶來的��！
My husband said, "What does that have to do with me?"? You brought all the things in the hall!
英語小笑話 27
要求完美
Require perfection
一對夫妻看著剛貼好的`壁紙，丈夫不太滿意，而妻子卻無所謂。為此，丈夫很惱火，對妻子說：“我們的分歧，就在于我是個要求完美的人，而你卻不是。"
A couple looked at the newly pasted wallpaper, and the husband was not very satisfied, while the wife was indifferent. For this, the husband was very angry and said to his wife, "Our difference is that I am someone who demands perfection, while you are not."“
“說得對極了。這就是為什么你娶了我，而我嫁給你。”
"Youre absolutely right. Thats why you married me and I married you."
英語小笑話 28
忘心真大
Forgetting the heart is really big
老婆：老公，上班路上小心！
Wife: Husband, be careful on the way to work!
老公：�。∥彝藥Ч陌�
Husband: Ah! I forgot to bring my briefcase
老婆：我?guī)湍隳谩?/p>
Wife: Ill help you with it.
老公：還有外套……
Husband: And a coat
老婆：還有那些事忘了呢？
Wife: What else have you forgotten?
老公：對喔！我忘了昨天我被辭退了！
Husband: Thats right! I forgot that I was fired yesterday!
英語小笑話 29
那個男人真奇怪
That man is really strange
在一個宴會中，兩個太太在密談。
At a banquet, two wives were having a secret conversation.
"站在窗邊的那個男人真奇怪，"一位太太說，"你還沒有來的`時候，他盡是朝我看，現(xiàn)在卻一眼都不瞧我了。"
"The man standing by the window is really strange," said a lady. "When you werent here yet, he was all looking at me, but now hes not even looking at me."
"他是我的丈夫。"另一位太太答道。
"He is my husband," the other wife replied.
英語小笑話 30
同行何必為難同行
Why make it difficult for colleagues to travel together
接一個電話說是我領(lǐng)導(dǎo)，要我打5萬塊錢救急。我說，馬上打錢！睡一覺后，又來電話了，問怎么還沒打錢。
I answered a phone call and said it was my leader who asked me to make a 50000 yuan emergency payment. I said, get the money now! After sleeping for a while, I called again and asked why I havent made any money yet.
我說急著出來，忘帶錢了，只帶了兩張卡，有錢的那張消磁了，另一張卡沒錢。重新辦卡要五百塊錢，你給我先打五百塊重辦卡行不？
I said I was in a hurry to come out and forgot to bring money. I only brought two cards, the one with money was demagnetized, and the other card had no money. It will cost five hundred yuan to apply for a new card. Can you give me five hundred yuan to apply for a new card first?
他聽了沉默很久，最后說，咱同行何必為難同行啊。
He remained silent for a long time before finally saying, why bother traveling with us.
英語小笑話 31
紅燒牛肉
Braised Beef in Brown Sauce
中午，老婆跟我說："兒子不在家，咱倆吃紅燒牛肉吧。"
At noon, my wife said to me, "My son is not at home, lets have braised beef together."
我說："行呀。"
I said, "Okay."
一會兒，老婆就端著兩碗面從廚房出來："方便面泡好了，紅燒牛肉味兒的。"
After a while, my wife came out of the kitchen with two bowls of noodles and said, "The instant noodles are ready, they taste like braised beef."
英語小笑話 32
支持打麻將
Support playing mahjong
老婆，我聽見隔壁家又在打麻將呢！
Wife, I heard the neighbor playing mahjong again!
她們上次把你贏得那么慘，想不想撈回來？
They won you so badly last time, do you want to salvage it?
給你零錢，好好打，等你好消息啊！
Heres some change for you, give it well, wait for good news!
大爺，我瞬間被你萌到了
Grandpa, I was instantly adorable by you
單位有個快六十就要退休的叔，是個鬼，經(jīng)常看他躲在洗手間當(dāng)老煙槍。
There is an uncle in the workplace who is about to retire in his sixties. He is a ghost and often watches him hide in the bathroom as a smoker.
但聚會的時候，一看到他老伴過去，他立刻掐煙。
But at the party, as soon as he saw his spouse passing by, he immediately lit his cigarette.
問他是不是怕老婆，答："我從來不在喜歡的`女生面前抽煙。"
Ask him if he is afraid of his wife and answer, "I never smoke in front of girls I like."
英語小笑話 33
媽媽不想做飯，非要陪兒子做做業(yè)，誰料兒子竟然非要爸爸陪。
Mom doesnt want to cook and insists on accompanying her son in his work. Unexpectedly, his son insists on his father to accompany him.
媽媽不悅道：“怎么，媽媽沒爸爸輔導(dǎo)的好嗎？”
Mom said displeased, "Why, isnt it okay for Mom not to have Dad tutoring?"
兒子搖搖頭道：“爸爸臉上雀斑多，可幫著做算術(shù)題�！�
My son shook his head and said, "Dad has a lot of freckles on his face. Can you help me with math problems?"
英語小笑話 34
爸爸：“兒子，爸爸升官了，我們要搬家到另外一個城市生活了�！�
Dad: "Son, Dad has been promoted and we are moving to another city to live."
兒子滿臉不悅，小嘴噘的老高。
My sons face was full of displeasure, and he pouted high.
爸爸：“怎么，不舍得這里嗎？”
Dad: "Why, arent you willing to come here?"
兒子：“爸爸，我也要升官了，上周我被提名當(dāng)班長，這事馬上就要批下來啦！”
Son: "Dad, Im also going to be promoted. Last week, I was nominated as class monitor, and this matter is about to be approved!"
英語小笑話 35
一次，牧師布道僅用了十多分鐘，還不到平時的一半。牧師解釋說：“非常遺憾，我家的那一只狗喜歡吃紙。今天正好把我要講的那一節(jié)書給吃掉了。所以，今天我只能講這么多了�！�
Once, the pastor preached for only over ten minutes, less than half of his usual time. The pastor explained, "Unfortunately, my dog at home likes to eat paper. It happened to have eaten the book I was going to talk about today. So, thats all I can say today."
大家紛紛起身離開了教堂�？捎幸粋�小朋友沒有走，他滿臉欣喜地跑上講壇，拉住牧師的.手，說道：“牧師，如果您的小狗下狗崽的話，我想要一只。我要把它送給我們的老師�！�
Everyone stood up and left the church. But there was a child who didnt leave. He ran up to the podium with a happy face, grabbed the priests hand, and said, "Pastor, if your little dog has a puppy, I want one. I want to give it to our teacher."
英語小笑話 36
4歲的.孩子，他對整個世界都充滿了好奇。有一次，他爺爺把自己的假牙拿出來沖洗，他就開始對他爺爺?shù)募傺莱錆M了好奇�？吹侥切┭滥孟聛硭⑦^后再安上去，他簡直驚呆了，就要求再來一遍。俯首帖耳的爺爺為孫子表演了幾遍以后，問道：“行了嗎？”
A 4-year-old child is full of curiosity about the whole world. Once, his grandfather took out his dentures to rinse, and he became curious about his grandfathers dentures. Seeing those teeth removed and brushed before being installed, he was stunned and requested to do it again. After bowing down and performing several times for his grandson, the grandfather asked, "Is that okay?"
孩子的眼睛轉(zhuǎn)了一會兒，說道：“把鼻子也拿下來。”
The childs eyes turned for a moment and said, "Take off your nose too."
英語小笑話 37
一男孩下學(xué)回家，興奮地告訴媽媽，他在學(xué)校劇里扮演了一個角色。
A boy came home from school and excitedly told his mother that he had played a role in the school drama.
媽媽非常高興：“太棒了，孩子！你扮演的是什么角色？”男孩回答：“我在劇中扮演一個丈夫！”媽媽的'臉色馬上陰沉下來，沉重地說道：“孩子，告訴你們老師，你要演一個有臺詞的角色！”
Mom was very happy and said, "Great, child! What role are you playing?" The boy replied, "Im playing a husband in the play!" Moms face immediately darkened and she said heavily, "Child, tell your teacher that youre going to play a role with lines!"
英語小笑話 38
媽媽帶五歲的兒子坐公交車，太陽很毒，其他位置都有人了，媽媽就找了個靠窗戶的座位坐下，剛做下，兒子說："媽媽，我們換換位吧?"
Mom took her five-year-old son on the bus. The sun was very scorching, and everyone else was occupied. So, Mom found a seat by the window and sat down. As soon as she finished, her son said, "Mom, lets switch seats."
"為什么啊?"
"Why?"
"我曬黑了不礙事，你曬黑了還得掏錢美容！"
"Its okay if I get tanned, but if you get tanned, youll have to pay for a beauty treatment!"
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